mystery commenters

so i guess my steppy jon was getting comments from random people just by saying that sarah palin is the ice queen from narnia. very funny. but the thing that got me was basicaly in the long run what he was saying is that palin sucks. so just for the sake of getting comments...sarah palin sucks. now i want comments. oh i should say something funny. people like funny. cow pie! see, my blog is political and funny. i am the daily show. with alejando garza.

the news and then some

As of this moment my gay dad should be performing his sold out show at the ceasar in las vegas, nv. with guest performers, cher, toni braxton, and celine dion. Charolette church was unfortunatly but expectedly being a bitch. So now she was escorted off of the premises and has been banned from the show.

now my steppy has somehow already read my post with out it being posted yet. law school changes people. xmen academy??? not too far fetched. maybe he is psychic. or maybe because of the hair he is some sort of hedgehog mutant. i think jon and my hairstylist are plotting some sort of revenge on me. you can never trust a hair stylist. they are too pretty to even consider trusting.

***NEWS FLASH***
David Harrison(my gay dad) has just kicked Charolette Church in the crotch. Charolette has fallen to the floor. Insiders say...she was being a bitch. What is more confusing in the whole matter is that charolette has fallen to the floor in pain. Do i hear Testis anyone???

so at this moment i am sitting in my room. but i hear a thumping and moaning coming from my ceiling. very odd. the only two people home are...GASP. It couldnt be... no no... it couldnt. Kaylie and Keith. i knew that fucker wasnt gay. he wears sneakers and baseball caps that are to big for him. Now what if kaylie becomes pregnant? i aint taken care of no damn baby. GASP...thats why they have me here. they are trying to get pregnant and have me be the mexican babysitter. Bitches.

***NEWS FLASH***
Circling around the GM building is two mutants. Police have identified them to be Jon Kung and Michelle Lesbian. Jonathan Kung is some how floating in on what seems to be a mind bubble. You can tell he is propelling debris from the the building at Michelle Lesbian who is best known as Flamera. Flamera is from the international evil organization, the Mullet Maidens. Flamra has just spewed fire and volcano lava from her mouth. Hopefully Jon better known as SuperSteppy can defeat this villian.

weird dreams

i have just woken from my slumber. well like 30 min ago. so i woke up at 3ish. yes 3ish. i am not one of those people that wake up at nine. i barely know what sunlight looks like. whatever. i usually go to bed after two. when you work at a bar and have a good friend named keith then you will never usually go to bed ever before two.
but i finally had a dream that ended all the bad dreams. it was Alejandro's Horrid Dream Trilogy.
i first dreamt about this man trying to stab me in my car. the second was the apocolypse. and the third was of one of my family members dying. Really?! So today i had a dumb dream where a bunch of us from gigi's went to necto. and i have had dreams about going to necto before and it always looks the same. but in my dreams it doesnt look like the real necto. so anyways we were all at the necto and when leaving my gay bar granny stole my bicycle so she could go home to southwest detroit. which from the necto was only five blocks away. so in the meantime i had davids old car and drove two guys home. and then i called granny and she said, yea thanks for taking me home. then i woke up.
i am just glad that i am not dreaming of babies dying or anything of the sort.