The i have a.d.d.

I kinda hate laundry. i love it when its done. the whole clean thing and all. but shit i have alot of clothes and sometimes its just hard to keep up. i have to manage Davids singing career and getting those sold out shows is a tough job. let alone having to keep charolette church away. that bitch.

so laundry is up there in hard things to do along with managing a singing sensation. it just accumilates and accumilates. it takes bits of my soul away from me each time.

OH lol i just thought of the hills and who would be the characters. jon would so be whitney. career girl and all. id be lauren cuz its my show. point blank hoes. keith would be heidi cuz heidi got drunk at a work party. and keith just gets drunk.
audrinas career wont go anywhere so she'll just mooch off of our show. thats fine she has nice boobs. oooor kaylie will be audrina, she has nice boobs too. ok we have the cast! so i live with heidi and audrina? DRAMA!!!
(message to jon: (insert crazy latina accent)oh and jon, i know your not really up to date on the hills, but whitney gets her own show called the city, and if you think for a minute that you will, ha hah ha! biiitch. dont forget who the star is and what this star can do.)

so lauren and whitney work together...so i will just sweep jons floor while he is studying. that qualifies. oh! david can be brody. brody has tattoos, david has tattoos, works out! brody and whitney dont get together on the hills, but we can make some adjustments. ok and our omg fav place to chill, yea i know its obvious, gigis blah. but oh man that place is a haven for d-r-a-m-a. omg this is so good! ok show starts in the fall. get ready hos, we are gonna make some ratings! and the show will be called The this is how normal people live, or The D.