the news and then some

As of this moment my gay dad should be performing his sold out show at the ceasar in las vegas, nv. with guest performers, cher, toni braxton, and celine dion. Charolette church was unfortunatly but expectedly being a bitch. So now she was escorted off of the premises and has been banned from the show.

now my steppy has somehow already read my post with out it being posted yet. law school changes people. xmen academy??? not too far fetched. maybe he is psychic. or maybe because of the hair he is some sort of hedgehog mutant. i think jon and my hairstylist are plotting some sort of revenge on me. you can never trust a hair stylist. they are too pretty to even consider trusting.

***NEWS FLASH***
David Harrison(my gay dad) has just kicked Charolette Church in the crotch. Charolette has fallen to the floor. Insiders say...she was being a bitch. What is more confusing in the whole matter is that charolette has fallen to the floor in pain. Do i hear Testis anyone???

so at this moment i am sitting in my room. but i hear a thumping and moaning coming from my ceiling. very odd. the only two people home are...GASP. It couldnt be... no no... it couldnt. Kaylie and Keith. i knew that fucker wasnt gay. he wears sneakers and baseball caps that are to big for him. Now what if kaylie becomes pregnant? i aint taken care of no damn baby. GASP...thats why they have me here. they are trying to get pregnant and have me be the mexican babysitter. Bitches.

***NEWS FLASH***
Circling around the GM building is two mutants. Police have identified them to be Jon Kung and Michelle Lesbian. Jonathan Kung is some how floating in on what seems to be a mind bubble. You can tell he is propelling debris from the the building at Michelle Lesbian who is best known as Flamera. Flamera is from the international evil organization, the Mullet Maidens. Flamra has just spewed fire and volcano lava from her mouth. Hopefully Jon better known as SuperSteppy can defeat this villian.