Mo' Money

Today was a rather odd day. It just did not feel like a normal saturday. I had all of these things lined up for me to do. Considering my internal clock does not start shutting down till 5, it was hard to not get up 3 hours before work. Thus, leaving me with nothing to do but get ready for work. I usually never like going to work, which was no different today. I usually have fun with my co-workers at the pronto, which was no different today. I usually want to leave with such compassion, which was no different today. Yet, i was asked to stay and help bar back. Which was very different. It also made my day brighter. This may seem a bit weird, but i was very pleased when the bartenders asked for my assistance. There was also extra cash involved and i do not turn down extra cash for easy labor. To me there is a bit of glamor to working in a bar. Maybe not so much now a days, but there is. Alcohol is like gold to the average drinker. The bar staff is the supplier to the average drunk. You should never disrespect your friendly neighborhood bar employees. We have somewhat of grand power. By law we can and will refuse to lubricate your stomach with alcohol. So please be nice, not to drunk, and then the gold is yours. I am sure any bartender that reads this will glorify my next sentence. Tip us you cheap fuckers! I still love each and every single one of you. Although, all must know that you should at least tip $1.oo per drink order. Do not tip anything that can be placed by the word cents after your tip. What the hell am i going to do with change? I can buy gum, pay a parking meter, or purchase a plastic ring. I would rather get the change myself if need be with my pretty crisp dollar. 

Anyway, i had fun bar backing and made about $40 buy only working about an hour or so.

Love to all and to all a goodnight.

Metra Picnic!!!